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Apple defends new iPhone game, Angry Kurds

Apple have come out in defence of Angry Kurds; the long-awaited follow-up to Rovio Mobile’s iPhone sensation Angry Birds.  Recently appointed Apple CEO, Tim Cook, described the game as ‘…a cheerful...

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New iPad will be ‘the one after iPad 2′, says Apple insider

A new iPad expected to be unveiled by Apple today is believed to be the one after iPad 2, according to rumours. Speculation has built up in anticipation of the announcement, which has left the Apple...

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New iPhone ‘perfect for leaking your nude selfies’

Apple has claimed that the all-new iPhone 6 will take ‘the best and most easily leaked nudie photos yet’, during yesterday’s glitzy launch in California. Apple CEO, Tim Cook, said: ‘With its...

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Apple solves iPhone bend problem with launch of the ‘iArse’

Following the surprising news that putting your iPhone in your back pocket and sitting on it for a few hours can cause damage, Apple today launched what it believes will be the perfect solution; a...

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Tim Cook: Proud to be gay, not proud of iTunes

Apple’s CEO has given his support to alternate sexualities but refused to endorse any music player that refuses to sync with other devices. A spokesman for the global corporation admitted: ‘We need to...

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iPhone X to come pre-shattered, like your self-respect

Apple’s recently launched iPhone X comes already smashed to bits and you’ll still buy it anyway because you are a gullible moron, it has emerged. ‘This the future!’ said tech fan Bill McAughtrie IV...

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Apple`s victory In first Trillion Dollar company race marred by doping scandal

Apple has won the race to become the first trillion dollar company as individual shares careered through the $207.05 barrier, beating rivals Google and Facebook to the coveted post. Apple’s success,...

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iPhone 11 eschews physical presence

Apple’s new iPhone is devoid of any hardware or features and will exist only in the sense of its owners’ smug, self-satisfaction, it can be revealed. Appearing as a hard-light hologram at the Silicon...

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